Some coworkers bring spreadsheets. You bring emotional support and snacks. This hoodie is your uniform.
Built for spontaneous tea breaks, chilly mornings, and the daily circus of adulting, this premium hoodie wraps you in sarcasm and softness. The design says, “I’m holding it together,” while the fabric says, “Barely.”
Why it deserves a permanent position in your wardrobe:
80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester (because Earth deserves support too)
Cosy mid-weight with a smooth cotton face = wear it out or veg in it
Kangaroo pocket for hands, snacks or petty office secrets
Ribbed cuffs and waistband, double-needle topstitch = zero flimsiness
Tipped drawcords and metal eyelets = grown-up details
Regular fit with under 5% shrinkage
Pro tip: size up if you like that oversized off-duty look
Emotionally stable? Not always. Comfortably dressed? Absolutely.
Made to order, not mass produced because thoughtful choices matter (and we hate overstock as much as you hate reply-all emails).
From the soft land of Smashed Grapes: where the fit’s good, and the sarcasm’s better.
